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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

12.06.2025 01:19

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

What does it mean when someone tells you they love you and want you in their life, but doesn't want to commit?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”